So maybe you’re a fan of Outback Steakhouse, the not-at-all-Australian Australian eatery full of steaks and oniony goodness.
And maybe you’re a fan of their oh so deadly Bloomin’ Onion, which with it’s 2310 calories and 134g of Fat is enough to cover your entire food intake for two days.
Maybe you said to yourself, “You know what that needs? MEAT.”
Don’t worry, slovenly members of society, Outback has come to your rescue with…THE BLOOMIN’ BURGER!
With this impressive meat-stack disguised as a hamburger, you don’t just get a juicy burger, you also get it covered with fresh american cheese, lettuce, tomato, and bloomin’ onion peels.
And if that wasn’t enough, you also get a side of what appears to be a snak-pak sized portion of bloomin’ onion sauce. Because when you want to take yourself out with a sandwich, you might as well go out on top.
Be sure to act fast, as this burger’s only available through September. That, and it’ll probably do you good to do some running beforehand.
….the sad part? I still really want to try one.