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This Must’ve Been An Awkward Pitch…

“Alright Brad, we’re almost done with the teaser poster for Inglorious Bastards.

“Sweet deal, man. I can’t wait!”

“One thing though, we need your approval for the poster text.”

“Wait, why me…isn’t that Quentin’s gig?”

“Well, we call you a Bastard.”

“…”

“…Hello?”

Original Post: That Basterd Brad Pitt wants his Nazzi scalps! Check out your first look at the new INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS poster! — Ain’t It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news..

PONYO OF THE SEA has a Poster! And a shorter title!

Is there anything better than a new Studio Ghibli film?

I mean, really, aside from say Pixar, does any other studio scream immediate classic, any further?

Either way, the hype machine for Ponyo is officially on full tilt, as we now have the first teaser poster.  I like it, a nice understated image, with the english cast listed above.

But let’s really be honest, the teaser could be a crappy marker drawing on a wet paper bag, and I’d be there when Ponyo hits theaters in August.

Original Post: AICN has the one-sheet for Miyazaki’s PONYO, plus an exclusive still — Ain’t It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news..

Screw The News Story! I Want to Know More About The Photo!

Normally, I don’t pay any mind to the “random yokle in Backwoods, Wherever sees a holy image in a something” story that fills the Weird/Wacky section of news sites everywhere.

Then there was this one.

Mexican wrestlers Renegado and Mr. Tempest look at an image of what they believe is “Our Lady of Guadalupe” on a griddle at Las Palmas restaurant in Calexico, Calif. Manager Brenda Martinez says more than a hundred people have flocked to the restaurant to inspect the griddle.

My Friday has been made, kids.

Original Post: Holy pancakes! Virgin Mary seen on griddle – Weird news- msnbc.com.

A TV Edit So Bad, It’s Fantastic: SNAKES ON A PLANE

Routinely, for reasons of FCC regulations and timeslot locations, movies get cut up for their content.

This can be as easy as using alternate takes (if the director was smart enough), or as silly and difficult as overdubbing particularly vulgar lines.

Because of the way that these films are edited, some become so infamous for their changes that the TV Edit versions grow a fanbase all to their own.  Examples include the Mallrats TV edit (who got an actor who in no way sounds like Jay to dub his lines) and the TV edit of The Big Lebowski (“This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!”) amongst dozens of others.

It seems almost right that given it’s internet cult lineage that Snakes on a Plane should share this fate of terrible/awesome censorship.  And in turn, I’ve brought you the best example.

Remember at the end, when Samuel L. Jackson screams the line that the web wanted so badly, they added it in post? Remember the fury, the furvor over hearing him declare that simply, he was tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane?

It’s decidedly different now. Check it out above.

Live Action AQUA TEEN Episode? Really?

I’ll be damned.

I honestly thought like most of the “golden era” [adult swim] shows, Aqua Teen Hunger Force had long since gone off the air.

I was wrong. Very wrong.

The show is in fact, still on the air, and this season’s finale will be live action!

As usual, they aren’t spending too much, but here’s your look at the cast.

Here’s rapper T-Pain as Frylock

comedian Jon Benjamin as Master Shake

and last, but far from least, first time actor Dave Long, Jr. as Carl.

Incase you’re wondering, the part of Meatwad will be played by a medicine ball.

This surreal fever dream of an episode will hit [as] on May 31st.

Original Post: Want to see what the live-action Aqua Teen cast looks like? – TV Squad.