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It’s Like The Oscars For Assholes! RAZZIE NOMS Announced!

In the world of film, there is no greater award or accolade than the Oscar.  But every positive needs to have a negative, right?

That’s where the Razzies come in.

The Razzies are all about awarding (or publically humilating?) the worst that the world of film has to offer.  And while I feel that 2008 might have just been one of the best years of motion picture this decade, there sure was (apparently) a lot of crap.

Just beyond the cut, I have listed this years nominations.  I’m kind of surprised by some of the selections (I really enjoyed Speed Racer), but some aren’t a surprise in the least (Fuck you, Meet the Spartans!  But hey, any awards show dedicated to pointing out how much Hollywood is ruining things with remakes and sequels ahoy gets a thumb’s up in my book.

Left 4 Dead: MADE EVEN BETTER


As Dead of Summer proved, I love Zombies.

But in addition to zombies, I love Slim Jim spokesman/80’s icon “Macho Man” Randy Savage.

So when I hear that there’s a mod for the super-popular LEFT 4 DEAD that adds a taste of the “madness” to the game…well, I had to check it out.

It’s even better than anticipated. Check check it.

Original Post: YouTube – L4D Macho Madness – 2

PATTON+STATHAM 4EVA

God damn, just when I had written today off as a boring, ho-hum post-holiday Monday, the Internet delivers.

Sure, I could’ve written about indie darling couple Ben Gibbard & Zooey Deschanel getting engaged, or the sad passing of Burton-Era Commisioner Gordon Pat Hingle

But none of it had that proper, FUCK YEAH! BLAST-O-RAMA IS BACK AND IN YOUR FACE feel.

Then, as always, B-o-R fav Mr. Patton Oswalt delivered. IN GOD DAMN SPADES.

Fresh from his MySpace blog, a little piece (following the cut) called GAY-THAM FOR STATHAM.

As you can imagine, it mashes up everything I love about Patton’s writing with the man who has become quite a cult hero here.  It’s sort of a “You got your chocolate in my peanut butter”/”You got your peanut butter in my chocolate” mix that just delivers on all fronts.  Click through, and ENJOY!