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A Cutesy First Look At The Movie’s Cobra Commander

Man, the internet is just set to ruin my post-Super Bowl movie buzz.

Earlier today, we had the images of robots from Transformers 2…which generally looked more like Bionicle bots than anything else.

Now, we have the first look at Cobra Commander from the GI Joe movie.

Granted, you’ve gotta put an asterisk on that.  This first look comes from the packaging of the GI Joe Movie “Combat Heroes” action figure line.  A line of toys that features cutesy, super deformed versions of characters from different properties.

So while this isn’t 100% screen accurate, I think we can presume it’s close, given the looks of the other figures in the line.

…at least Destro’s gonna have a silver head…

Original Post:Topless Robot – FAIL.


Link-O-Rama: This is why you’re fat.

I shared this earlier in the week on my Twitter (which if you’re not following, you should, I post all sorts of fun things there), but I figured I should share this site on BoR proper.

I give you This is why you’re fat.

What’s the idea?  Essentially, this site presents all of the high-calorie, super deadly omni-foods (like the “french-fry encased hot-dog-on-a-stick” seen above) that send fear into the hearts of the weak, and hunger pangs to the stomachs of the stupid strong.

So go on, click it. And get ready to be equal parts amazed and horrified at just what people choose to eat these days.

Original Post: This is why you’re fat..

More Weird Bots From TRANSFORMERS 2!

Ok, I know I said after the Super Bowl teaser leaked, that I  was starting to get less jaded, and more excited about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Naturally, 2 more robot designs hit the web, that caused me to slap my forehead and wonder why I even bothered to get my hopes up.

First up, here’s a look at DEVASTATOR, or as I will now call him, MELTED CRAYOLA CRAYON MAN.

Next, is a shot of the name-sake villain THE FALLEN


Either way, I know I’ll be in theaters this June…but really, Mikey, couldn’t our honeymoon have lasted a bit longer before I was left with disappointment?

Original Post: Mighty Bay PowerPunch!! It’s Devastator From TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!! With A Much Better Pic Of The Fallen, Too!! — Ain’t It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news..

Zombies + Vegas = DEAD RISING 2

Say what you will about the quirks of the original Dead Rising, there’s no denying that it was, hands down, one of the reasons why a lot of people bought an XBox 360.

So it shouldn’t come as a major surprise that Dead Rising 2 is due out this year.

What should be a surprise?  This time, instead of having the undead haunt your local mall…the zombies are goin’ rat pack style, and invading Las Vegas!

Is there really a better way to break up the monotony of the non-stop gambling in Sin City than by killing hundreds upon hundreds of the undead?  You’re goddamned right there isn’t.

Dead Rising 2 haunts the 360, PS3 and PCs later this year. Click the link for more screenshots of the new, BMX riding hero.

Original Post:Dead Rising 2: It’s Real And It’s Spectacular.

Testing WP 2.7…ON A BOAT.

Welp, I upgraded to WordPress 2.7 earlier today, and I discovered that there’s an update called “Press This”, which could serve as a replacement for my trusty “QuickPost” bookmarklet.

Either way, I wanted to test it’s capabilities with embedding video, so you get the current obsession around the Ghostfreehood Alliance offices, The Lonely Island’s ode to riding a nautical vehicle, “On A Boat!” (Heads up on salty language)

Original Post: YouTube – I’m On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) – Album Version.