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Thirst Quenchin’ Goodness Brought To You By Axl & The Gang

Ok, so by some people’s standards, we might be seeing the end of times.

The Stock Market is plumetting; depending on your political leanings, our next candidate might be the anti-christ; and a movie about freaking talking dogs is on top of the box office.

Get ready to throw some tinfoil on, as the Apocalypse might really be headed our way.

Why do I say this?

Guns ‘N Roses’ CHINESE DEMOCRACY IS FINALLY COMING OUT.

Not a hoax, not an imaginary story. After 15 years of delays, Axl’s magnum opus (which I’m willing to bet is a load of shit) is finally hitting shelves as a Best Buy exclusive on November 23rd.

I know, you’re saying to yourself…How do we know it’s real? Best Buy actually has listings for it on their website COMPLETE WITH TRACKLISTINGS AND ARTWORK! End of an era folks!

Some of my more net-savvy readers may remember earlier this year when Dr. Pepper as a publicity stunt offered Free D-Pep if Axl should release the long-delayed GNR followup this year.

In an amazing response from today’s corporate America, in a statment to MTV.com, Dr. Pepper CONFIRMED they’re going to live up to their promise.

So sure, your stocks might be in the shitter, but remember this.  We’re finally getting a new Guns ‘N Roses album.  And some Dr. Pepper to wash the shitty aftertaste down.

Splattered Across the Web: New Star Trek

So you might remember earlier this year, when Paramount sent out promotional images of the upcoming GI JOE flick to all of the major movie sites.

Not too surprisingly, they’ve done the same today with the first images from JJ Abrams‘ relaunch of the Star Trek franchise.  Being the good net pal I am, I’ve scooped them all up and posted them in a gallery below.

Personally, I’m going to be coming into this flick as a strong non-fan of the Trek universe, but given the cast, I think I’ll walk away from the movie having enjoyed it.

What do you think?

Adam West Presents…THE WATCHMEN!

I know, that sentence makes no sense, but apparently, it’s because of the swinging 60’s rendition of Batman that we’ll get to see Watchmen hit the screens as intended this March.

To get you up to speed, Fox submitted an injunction to prevent Warner Bros from releasing Watchmen next year, claming that they still had legal rights to the property.

You’ll never believe what might make Fox give the go ahead, if the always interesting Lying in the Gutters is to be believed…

Says them:

[D]o Fox really want to make a “Watchmen” film of their own? Do they want the money from the Warners “Watchmen” film? Do they want a cut? A payoff? Or just holding up a rival?

None of the above. Sources tell me that Fox want the 1960s Batman TV series. Currently Fox own the TV footage, but Warner Bros own the characters and trademarks, via their ownership of DC Comics. The rights to a DVD release have been held up for a long time now, and this case looks like it may be the instrument to release them.

Oh, Fox will get a wodge of cash as well – many millions of dollars it seems. But it seems they also want the rights to release the Adam West-starring Batman on DVD, something long denied fans of the series. And Warners will get the “Watchmen” film, to release as planned.

I guess we’ll all have to celebrate by doing the Batusi…

Super Art Fight was Super Awesome!

In case you haven’t already been bombarded with what exactly occurred last Saturday night, as nerds and geeks alike jam-packed the Ottobar for SUPER ART FIGHT: ROUND ONE, here’s where you should go…

Click here, for an amazing slideshow of the event thanks to Matt Roth.

Click here for Jami’s recap post which gives you a unique and slightly emotional take on SUPER ART FIGHT: ROUND ONE from the behind-the-scenes perspective.

and finally, click here for the official Super Art Fight site, which has been updated with official rankings, results, and all kinds of awesome stuff.

I Am Back!

Sorry for the delay in upkeep, kids.

Since we last spoke, I got a new job, got accustomed to my new schedule, and hosted the greatest art extravaganza of all time.

In any case, I’ll finally be posting somewhat regularly again, and adding my snarky commentary on all things nerdy.  You’ll rue the day you missed me.