Without giving too much away, back on November 18th, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You Man, and How I Met Your Mother star Jason Segel performed a song live with The Swell Season (y’know, the band starring the musicans from the movie Once).
The video appears above, and I’ve included the lyrics in full behind the cut. Enjoy!
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It don’t take long
for this old man to form a habit
and I know some of the things I do, they just ain’t right
So tell me would it be wrong
for me to use my celebrity status
to make love to a college girl tonight
1-315-329-6673
But only call it if you need me
315-329-6673
But only call it if you need me
315-329-6673
But only call it if you need me
Now I know you’re charmed
by my lovely on screen persona
yes sweet and humble that’s always been my carreer
But wouldn’t it be a shame
for you to miss this one time offer
to make love to Jason Segel freshman year
Please don’t be scared
if you’ve got bicurious feelings
I promise baby I won’t ever tell
So bring a friend
to my swanky Manhattan hotel room
I’ll be me, you can be Mila Kunis and Kristin Bell
Remember when I was in that show
Freaks and Geeks
Well there were no special effects
No, no special effects
So if you thought I was sweet
well yeah I’m really that sweet
Remember when I showed my penis in
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Well there were no special effects
No, no special effects
So if you liked what you saw
well that’s really what I’m working with
1-315-329-6673
But only call it if you need me
315-329-6673
But only call if you’re disease free
315-329-6673
But only call it if you need me
Remember when I showed my penis in
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Well there were no special effects
No, no special effects
So if you thought it was small
if you thought it was small
well then your boyfriend
is probably
not white.