Sure, we nerds can go back and forth for HOURS on this here internet on Michael Bay’s version of Transformers, and who’s childhoods were and weren’t raped, but regardless, if it weren’t for the (terrible) movies, we wouldn’t have something this awesome.

My friends across the interweb, I give you Optimus Prime on David Letterman, delivering last night’s Top Ten: “Top Ten Things That Sound Cool Said By A Giant Robot”.

My personal favorite? Number Seven.

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