In the world of film, there is no greater award or accolade than the Oscar.  But every positive needs to have a negative, right?

That’s where the Razzies come in.

The Razzies are all about awarding (or publically humilating?) the worst that the world of film has to offer.  And while I feel that 2008 might have just been one of the best years of motion picture this decade, there sure was (apparently) a lot of crap.

Just beyond the cut, I have listed this years nominations.  I’m kind of surprised by some of the selections (I really enjoyed Speed Racer), but some aren’t a surprise in the least (Fuck you, Meet the Spartans!  But hey, any awards show dedicated to pointing out how much Hollywood is ruining things with remakes and sequels ahoy gets a thumb’s up in my book.

Worst Picture Speed Racer Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans The Day the Earth Stood Still High School Musical 3 The Hottie & The Nottie In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale The Love Guru Postal Rambo The Happening Meet Dave Witless Protection

Worst Actor Zac Efron Dane Cook Larry the Cable Guy Eddie Murphy Al Pacino Keanu Reeves Sylvester Stallone Tom Cruise (Valkyrie) Will Ferrell Ashton Kutcher Mike Myers Adam Sandler Mark Wahlberg

Worst Actress Paris Hilton Jessica Alba The cast of “The Women" Camilla Belle Cameron Diaz Kate Hudson Diane Keaton Jennifer Connelly Zooey Deschanel Vanessa Hudgens Eva Longoria-Parker Reese Witherspoon

Worst Screen Couple: Any couple from HSM 3 Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher Paris Hilton & Joel David Moore Kate Hudson & Dane Cook Kate Hudson & Matthew McConaughey Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy Any couple from Mamma Mia Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy (Meet Dave) Al Pacino & His Hair Mark Wahlberg & Zooey Deschanel Mark Wahlberg & Mila Kunis Sylvester Stallone & His Ego

Worst Director: Uwe Boll Scott Derrickson Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer Tom Putnam Marco Schnabel Sylvester Stallone Jon Avnet Diane English Roland Emmerich Brian Robbins Kenny Ortega M. Night Shyamalan

Worst Prequel, Sequel, Remake or Rip-Off: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull High School Musical 3: Senior Year Rambo Star Wars: The Clone Wars Disaster Movie Meet the Spartans An American Carol The Women The Day the Earth Stood Still Prom Night Speed Racer The X-Files: I Want To Believe

Worst Career Achievement: Uwe Boll Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer Madonna Keanu Reeves Sylvester Stallone