I'm far from one to shit all over the popularity of everyone's favorite dance simulator, Dance Dance Revolution, but this is ridiculous.

According to TheaterMania.com, production and casting has begun on a full-fledged DDR musical.

I’ve seen the rather furvent nature of the DDR fanbase, but are they really looking for a “sophomoric comedy” that fuzes the pinache of Flashdance with the “death sports” of Rollerball?

Look, I’m all for the music games craze that started with Dance Dance Revolution (and brought me my current obcession of Rock Band), but seriously, this is heading towards shark jumping territory.

Thanks, but no thanks, producers.

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