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Month: June 2008

Movie Trailer Friday: June 6, 2008

Here’s this weeks trailers for Movie Trailer Friday…..

  1. X-Files: I Want To Believe
  2. The Redband Russian trailer for Wanted, which makes it look like an entirely different film…
  3. The redband trailer for Tropic Thunder

Transformers 2 Has A Title!

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So currently in Bethlehem, PA, filming is underway on the sequel to Transformers.  I’ll try to remain an adult and abstain from calling it “Bayformers” as so many bloggers are apt to do, but never the less…

Since the reveal of a sequel, the nerds have been wondering…what’s it going to be titled?  If modern film is any indication, they can’t just call it “Transformers 2″…it needs to be more obtuse, like Return of The Transformers or have a snazzy subtitle.

If this post over at TFormers has any weight….

Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen

What does it mean? I have no idea.  I’m just looking forward to seeing Dwight Schrute tie it up with Starscream, while 15 diffferent sunsets occur in the background.

Deaf Guy SMASH!

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Oh yeah, that is a classy headline.

Anywhom, we’re a week and change away from the release of The Incredible Hulk, and believe it or not, buzz is really good, with the first reviews hitting Ain’t It Cool earlier today (slight noted spoilers at link).

But here’s something that I didn’t know until today…

Lou Ferrigno is doing the voice of The Hulk!

How freaking awesome is that. Hopefully this means he won’t be shilling $25 autographs at Comic Conventions anymore.

Yeah, they’ll be $35.

New Life Goals!

I’m convinced one of the most underrated comedic and intelligent minds of our times is Adam Carolla.

Seriously.  Sure, The Man Show was a horrible, misogynistic program, and Crank Yankers was just…terrible, but anyone who spent their seminal teenage years listening to Loveline, or currently listens to his solo radio show (which you can podcast, as I talked about here), knows he’s one of the most stableminded, and intriguing public figures going in entertainment…albet with kind of a rough exterior.

Anywho, one of my favorite bits of his over the years was his list of things to do before he died…

I’ve now decided these shall be my goals as well.

Here’s what this map of my future looks like…

  • Have to reach up and put my hand over my girlfriend’s/wife’s mouth from screaming when an enemy is nearby and then put up a ‘Shhh’ finger to her mouth to quiet her
  • Get thrown airborne out of a bar or some sort of establishment
  • Dive into a body of water with a knife clenched in my teeth
  • Have a skateboard move named after me
  • To walk on stage and have someone remove a cape from me
  • Have my hands registered as a weapon in a state
  • Have some part of my body insured
  • Be kicked out of a casino for winning too much
  • Receive a large cardboard check
  • Save someone from quicksand
  • Do the ‘fist-stop-hold-up’ move, then do the two-fingers-in-the-eye move for ‘watch!’ then do the ‘move out’ hand signal, all silently
  • Travel in a building’s air vents.
  • Shoot someone in order to save their life.
  • Receive a novelty size ‘key to the city’
  • Have a girl threaten to kill herself after I break up with her
  • Point to a watch underwater
  • Have someone successfully start a slow clap for me
  • Thwart an ex’s wedding
  • Stop a crime by throwing something at the criminal, thus knocking him/her out as they attempt to flee
  • Clothesline a person on a motorcycle, watch the bike careen out of control, then take the bike and peel out
  • Make the proclamation, “Release the hounds!”
  • Have a wealthy father try to persuade me not ever see his daughter again by offering me a large sum of money

LET’S DO THIS WORLD!

Ah Ha! Merch I WON’T BUY!

File this under Monday weirdness…

To celebrate next month’s release of Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Adidas of all companies decided to get in on the fun…

The result?

Probably the one bit of Hellboy merch that my artfightin’ cohort Nick wouldn’t buy.

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Although, the BPRD shoelace tag is kinda cool.

You can see way more pics of this pair of weird ass kicks here at Hypebeast.