This is the strangest story I’ve ever read.
So much so, that I had to read, and RE-READ the story, then check the calendar to make sure today wasn’t April 1st.
I give you….J-STACHE, the animated adventures of John Oates and his mustache!
Here’s just a sampling of a plot…
It will portray Oates opening a new wing of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that focuses on mustachioed musicians.
Suddenly, a dying David Crosby appears and with his last breath warns Oates of a mysterious secret group of mustache wearers bent on killing other mustache wearers. As actor Tom Selleck attempts to escape from the latest murder scene, Oates summons his own mustache with a fist pump that simultaneously changes his clothes from conservative attire to pink pants and white boots.
Check out the story over at Billboard.com for the full details, but seriously…WHAT THE HELL?