To celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Crayola 64 Box of Crayons, the crayon manufacturer went to poll the kids to create new names for 8 colors.

Suffice to say, I continue to fear for today’s youth.

Here’s the list of new colors, with the old names parenthetically notated.

• Awesome (Wild Watermelon)
• Super Happy (Laser Lemon)
• Fun in the Sun (Wild Tangerine)
• Giving Tree (Screamin' Green)
• Bear Hug (Beaver)
• Happy Ever After (Turquoise Blue)
• Famous (Hot Magenta)
• Best Friends (Orchid)