Yep. Fantastic programs like Arrested Development get canceled, skilled actors get ignored, unbelievable writers have to strike to get even a modcrum of respect, but don’t worry, because movies like Beverly Hills Chihuahua still get made.
I hate you Hollywood. And Disney, you’re god damned lucky you have Pixar to carry the slack.
Here’s the synopsis of this future abomination/waste of precious film…
While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home
So basically, we now have a movie starring Paris Hilton, in DOG FORM.
And even more? IT TOOK TWO PEOPLE TO WRITE THIS SHIT.
Look at that cast too….Andy Garcia, you’ve lost all good will gained from the Ocean’s movies.
I don’t even have the words. I just need some asprin and a good long nap. If anyone needs me, I’m the dude with his head in the oven.
The first shot of Justin Chatwin as Goku in the forthcoming Dragonball hit the web this week…
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look, I had my early teenage period where I, like most males, enjoyed Dragonball, but if you mean to tell me this High School Musical reject is supposed to be the most powerful fighter ever, or what ever the hell he is, you’ve got another thing coming, Fox.
I also love the fact that they presume this flick is going straight to a trilogy, and are leaving the sets built in Mexico up ‘just in case’.
Stephen Chow production or not, you’ll be lucky if this PoS makes it a week in theaters. Sorry film goers, but I might go to this one just to mock it.
Dragonball sets to ruin screens in April 2009 (pushed off from an August 2008 release date).
- Author: Marty Day
- Filed under: cynicism, swag
- Date: Mar 28,2008
Damn Target, why you gotta make me angry.
Seems just 24 hours ago, I was telling all the boys how I loved you, how you brightened my day with your sweet t-shirts and free video games.
Then I hear from my boy that you’ve been lyin’. You’ve been runnin’ tricks on me.
You get me all hot ‘n bothered with promises of sweet garments and free gaming, then you pull the rug out on me?
What’s the deal, baby girl? What did I ever do to you?
Guess I’ll have to see what that Hot Topic chick or that girl Urban Outfitters is up to.
And…
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Short story long, those sweet EGPApparel game/shirt combos? ALREADY BEING PULLED OFF THE MARKET! Et tu, Tar-jay. Et tu. Guess we’ll see if another retailer picks this program up, it really is a great idea. Shame.
I think I speak for nerds everywhere when I respond to the fantastic Superhero Movie poster, seen below….
FUCK YOU.
It’s bad enough you’re doing another movie in this same vein, which basically amounts to “Hey, it’s [pop culture reference] but with [gay inference/poop joke/boob joke]“…it’s bad enough that you’re using the SAME fucking poster design you’ve used for FOUR goddamned movies…but you’re dragging Leslie Nielsen into this mess?
May the Hollywood execs who greenlight and fund this shit get hit by cars, and whichever of you assholes not only plan on seeing this, but also were responsible for these other movies being successes (most recently, Meet The Spartans, which hit #1 in January), may we NEVER cross paths, because I will stab you all in the face.
