So recently, Star Wars trading card artist Chris Trevas got married.

Ergo, he wanted a fancy cake. But not just any fancy cake, oh no.

He wanted a Tauntaun cake. Complete with a lil’ Luke Skywalker dangling out.

And honestly, the end results, when viewed close up…are pretty horrifying.

First, let’s note the dead eyes of the Tauntaun.

Then, let’s note the unusually realistic sculpt of Luke Skywalker, which appears to be complete with Mark Hamill’s auto accident scars.

Then you add the image of the groom eating the cake intestines first…

And all and all, I’ve ruined my want for breakfast, lunch and dinner for days to come, and created a nightmare.

Thanks Chris, for being nerdy enough to scare me.

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