Someone better tailor me for my jumpsuit and give me my keys to my flying car, ’cause we’re in the goddamned future!
It’s not enough that every video game console creator is designing ways for us to control games without…you know…a controller. Now, the wizards at Coldstone Creamery have designed the impossible: Ice Cream That Doesn’t Melt!
Nope. Doesn’t melt. Instead, it turns into JELL-O PUDDING.
This is science, folks. The two flavors available at launch will be Chocolate & Butterscotch.
The delicious treat that blows away all standards of what we believed possible will be available at participating Coldstone Creamery locations starting today, June 3rd, and ending on July 28th. What a world.
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But that’s half the fun! I tend to eat about 3/4 of a bowl at home and then let it melt and drink the rest. And in a cone, what’s the point if you can’t bite off the bottom and sip up the melted stuff inside the cone?
Well, I think the idea is you then get PUDDING!
…which is just weird.