I know you’re probably wondering…
I’m popping back in with blogs…why haven’t I commented on Apple’s refresh of their notebooks, highlighted with the new MacBook and MacBookPro?
Well, strap yourself in, because here’s my no holds barred reaction.
I want to have sex with them.
Enjoy that mental image!
Ok, so by some people’s standards, we might be seeing the end of times.
The Stock Market is plumetting; depending on your political leanings, our next candidate might be the anti-christ; and a movie about freaking talking dogs is on top of the box office.
Get ready to throw some tinfoil on, as the Apocalypse might really be headed our way.
Why do I say this?
Guns ‘N Roses’ CHINESE DEMOCRACY IS FINALLY COMING OUT.
Not a hoax, not an imaginary story. After 15 years of delays, Axl’s magnum opus (which I’m willing to bet is a load of shit) is finally hitting shelves as a Best Buy exclusive on November 23rd.
I know, you’re saying to yourself…How do we know it’s real? Best Buy actually has listings for it on their website End of an era folks!
Some of my more net-savvy readers may remember earlier this year when Dr. Pepper as if Axl should release the long-delayed GNR followup this year.
In an amazing response from today’s corporate America, in a statment to MTV.com, Dr. Pepper C.
So sure, your stocks might be in the shitter, but remember this. We’re finally getting a new Guns ‘N Roses album. And some Dr. Pepper to wash the shitty aftertaste down.
