blast-o-rama.

I’m going to buck the trend of the interweb and say…I really didn’t mind Transformers.

Sure, it was a stupid movie. Sure, Michael Bay shot it like it was a bad music video. And sure, the human parts sucked ass.

But I liked seeing shiny robots wreck shit.

Anywhosle, after Transformers made something like $14 Billion, they’re working on Transformers 2.

Who are they apparently courting to star?

Why it’s Superbad and Knocked Up star Jonah Hill!

Talk about an odd choice.  Unless he and Optimus Prime are shooting cock jokes back and forth for an hour.  In which case, reserve me a seat, FANDANGO!

Let’s lay it out there….1998′s The Mummy? I dug it.  Fun lil’ Indiana Jones-lite adventure starring the bizarrely charismatic Brendan Frasier.  The Mummy Returns? Never saw it.  The Scorpion King? Kind of ashamed to admit it, but it was a fun movie…besides, I kinda have a soft spot for Dwayne.

But now, 8 years later, we’re seeing a 3rd Mummy flick…this time, with Jet Li!

Will it be any good?  Not really sure.

But it’s poster sure is cool!

Smart move to be the tentpole flick for August, too. Less risk.  Guess we’ll see how it pans out on August 1st.