Yep. Fantastic programs like Arrested Development get canceled, skilled actors get ignored, unbelievable writers have to strike to get even a modcrum of respect, but don’t worry, because movies like Beverly Hills Chihuahua still get made.
I hate you Hollywood. And Disney, you’re god damned lucky you have Pixar to carry the slack.
Here’s the synopsis of this future abomination/waste of precious film…
While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home
So basically, we now have a movie starring Paris Hilton, in DOG FORM.
And even more? IT TOOK TWO PEOPLE TO WRITE THIS SHIT.
Look at that cast too….Andy Garcia, you’ve lost all good will gained from the Ocean’s movies.
I don’t even have the words. I just need some asprin and a good long nap. If anyone needs me, I’m the dude with his head in the oven.
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I’m sure this is just fallout from the Writers’ Strike. This is the crap that 2nd- and 3rd-rate hacks churned out while the real talent was trying to get them all a better deal. They finished filming and they’re ready to squat over theaters and drop this load on the public.
I just noticed how they broke down the pronouncing of Chihuahua.
Americans most likely would not know the word, I’m willing to bet.
Game over, man! GAME OVER!
I think that’s more of a tagline, Nick. “Chi-WOW!-wa”
Tagline it may be. However it still sounds like Elvis throwing up while doing kung fu to someone’s illiteracy. Chi-hu-ah-ua, *karate chop. Barf.*
Hopefully all of our dreams will come true when this little chihuahua has a cross over with Firehouse Dog for the second film.
A possible twist for the end of the Chihuahua film?
All of the other chihuahua’s start to breathe fire and terrorize Gotham. When not even Batman can track down a lost city’s army of dogs, B-Dizzle, flies in on the Batwing and swoops down to reveal a mutt on the nose of his aircraft. None other than Firehouse Dizzle. AWWW SHIT, SON!!!!!
Someone call me a ambulance. It’s getting hawt n’ nasty up in here. UGH! Did I mention there would be gold tanks too? Lots of them.
And now we know why I’m the writer of Dead of Summer…
I can’ get over the fact tthat they had to sound out Chihuahua on the poster for the tards too dumb to know how to pronounce it.
What I want to see is Beverly Hills Hermaphrodite Sex Doctor Chihuahua Man Pants. That would be best movie evar. It would be like Peter Pan coming of gay age and so action packed.
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