Archive for February 27th, 2008


After all the fun announcements last week of new cast members, we now have a new image from X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Thanks to Empire Magazine (by way of Cinematical) for the pic…

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Between this, and the prior image, here’s what I’ve gathered of the plot arc…

  • Still angry.
  • Still sharp.
  • Still in a dark room.

This movie just gets MORE AND MORE INTERESTING!

Hey, Hollywood.

I think I speak for nerds everywhere when I respond to the fantastic Superhero Movie poster, seen below….

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FUCK YOU.

It’s bad enough you’re doing another movie in this same vein, which basically amounts to “Hey, it’s [pop culture reference] but with [gay inference/poop joke/boob joke]“…it’s bad enough that you’re using the SAME fucking poster design you’ve used for FOUR goddamned movies…but you’re dragging Leslie Nielsen into this mess?

May the Hollywood execs who greenlight and fund this shit get hit by cars, and whichever of you assholes not only plan on seeing this, but also were responsible for these other movies being successes (most recently, Meet The Spartans, which hit #1 in January), may we NEVER cross paths, because I will stab you all in the face.

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